Just kill me now, before they are old enough to have to support me

Below is the text from two comments by the same person about Twilight, that appeared in the local paper today in response to the blog post:"I read Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight," the first in her four-book vampire series, and found it mildly entertaining.

I told a friend about how the first 250 pages were nothing more than Bella telling Edward how much he means to her and Edward responding with how good Bella smells. It finally sped up with a little action at the end.

Apparently, I'm not alone in my assessment. My friend forwarded Martha Brockenbrough's funny article on MSN about reimagining the dialogue for the upcoming movie. It's good stuff"

Just kill me now.



I HAVE THE 1ST 2 BOOKS TWLIGHT AND NEW MOON I WILL BE GOING
TO GO SEE THE MOVIE ON OPENING NIGHT NEW MOON IS PRETTY GOOD
MAINLY ABOUT THE ADVENTURES OF BELLA TRYING TO FIND EDWARD
AND HOW FAR SHE WILL GO TO FIND HIM SEE HIM REKINDLE THE
LOVE WHEN HE IS GONE TO GO ON A MISSION I FIND THE BOOK
FASCINATING AS U READ THE BOOKS YOU CAN IMAGINE IT IN YOUR
HEAD. WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE MOVIE AND THE BOOKS IS THAT
THERE IS THIS VERY MYSTERIOUS INTENSE PASSION LOVE THEY HAVE
FOR ONE ANOTHER THE DIFFERENT ADDVENTURES OF LIFE EACH BOOK
GETS LONGER PAGES. FULL ESCLIPSE HAS 600-700 SOME PAGES
BREAKING DAWN HAS 800 SOME PAGES BUT IF YOU LIKE THE
SUSPENSE MYSTERY INTENSITY THRILL OF IT ALL THEN I SUGGEST
YOU CAN READ THE SAGA I FIND THE LOVE BETWEEN BELLA AND
EDWARD VERY IRREPLACEABLE BECAUSE ITS ONE OF A KIND VERY
RARE UNIQUE SOMETHING YOU DONT FIND IN EVERYDAY LIFE.
EVENTUALLY GET THE LAST 2 OF THE 4 BOOKS WHEN I FINISHED
READING BREAKING DAWN AND STARTED READING TWLIGHT I WAZ LIKE
HOLY COW WOW THIS IS SO AMAZING I HOPE ANY OTHER TWLIGHT
FANS OUT THERE HAVE FUN SEEEING THE MOVIE AND READING THE
BOOK/BOOKS THE MYSTERY WILL KEEP YOU IN SUSPENSE MY GUESS IS
IN THE VERY END BELLA WILL BECOME IMMORTAL TO BECOME A
VAMPIRE TO BE WITH/PART OF EDWARD FOR ETERNITY OR STILL
REMAIN AS A HUMAN FOR LOVE OF A VAMPIRE I LIKE THAT THE FACT
THE VAMPIRE MOVIE IS NOT YOUR TYPICAL VAMPIRE BLOOD BITING
LIKE YOU SEE IN THE MOVIES ITS A LOVE STORY BETWEEN A
VAMPIRE AND A HUMAN THE GREAT LENGTHS IT GOES TO REACH THAT
LOVE
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2. Comment from: PATTY [Visitor]
THERE IS A MISPRINT IN MY COMMENT ABOUT READING BREAKING
DAWN I MEANT TO PUT IN THERE FULL MOON THAT I COULDNT STOP
READINT THE BOOK NOTHING HARDLY EVER CATHCHES MY EYE IN
READIN BOOKS UNLESS ITS SIMILAR TO THIS ALTHOUGH I LIKE TO
READ BUT I LIKE TO READ BOOKS THAT TELL ABOUT VERY RARE
UNIQUE MYSTERY ADVENTURES NOT ALL THE SAME CLICHE BOARING
CRAP ITS NOT THE LOVE ITS WHAT BEHIND THE LOVE MYSTERY
INTENSITY ITS ALL THE SAME SENIARIO BUT DIFFERENT SITUATIONS
DIFFERENT VIBES THAT YOU FEEL TOWARDS SOMETHING OR SOMEONE..
THE PRODUCERS THE WRITER DIRECTORS ARE TALKING IN THE MIST
OF DOING THE NEXT 3 SEQUELS PROBARLY THE 4TH ONE TO I LIKE
THE FACT THE WHEN YOU READ THE BOOK THEN GO SEE THE MOVIES
IT MATCHS TOGETHER IVE SEEN SOME MOVIES BASED ON BOOKS IT
NEVER MATCHES IT NEVER GOES WELLS TOGETHER THEY CHANGE
EVERYTHING. NOT TWILIGHT IT FITS GOES WELL PERFECTLY